Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You ruined the universe
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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