My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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