So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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