sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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