Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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