a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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