Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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