You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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