You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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