By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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