Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
