I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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