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it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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