hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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