no you cant smoke seaweed
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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