why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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