I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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