i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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