just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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