If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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