I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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