so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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