even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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