Already got asked if we're dating
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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