If that was your dad, he is hot
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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