They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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