she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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