i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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