Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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