no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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