We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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