Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
that's an acceptable place to lick
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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