bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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