Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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