You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
