The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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