I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
