R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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