whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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