Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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