He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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