My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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