My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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