Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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