before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
