Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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