We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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