great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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