i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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