I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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