I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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