I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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