Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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