Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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