This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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