Dual....:-)
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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