are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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